Oh, my! This will NEVER do!

A new addition to the crap on our front porch arrived last week. It located itself between a plant and the siding just to the left of our front door. Ok, I can live with that - as long as it stays put!

Well, not only did it NOT stay put - it's planning to take over!!!!!!

This first pic is not mine - I waited too long before things went horribly wrong. The rest of the pics are mine and taken just a few minutes ago.



The above creature was located here -



Then this morning, it moved here -



And decided to start a family!



I don't want to kill it but I'm not so sure that I'm willing to try to relocate it either!