The mouse that roared vanilla latte!
Let's see....what's been going on?
Still no word yet on the house across the street that #1 wants to buy. Not sure if that's a good sign or a bad sign. Time will tell, right?
This week seems to be all about # 3. Where to start? Hmm........
#3 had an interview with Coldstone on Sunday. She was in one of those group interviews with 11 other people. They all had to demonstrate some sort of unique talent (gag!) she did the worm. Then they had to sing an original ditty - until her interview,never having actually been to a Coldstone myself, I never knew that the employees had to sing every time they got a tip (gag! gag!). Well, she didn't get the job.
On Monday, she got a call from a local coffee shop and was told to start on Tuesday. The pay - $10.00 per hour. The job - waving coffee mug. There are 2 stores within a few miles of each other and she is to work a couple of hours at one store and then an hour or two at the other. Every day. So far, it seems to be going well but I haven't yet had the opportunity to take any pics. She's been keeping an eagle-eye on me to make sure that I don't. But - I will!
Also on Tuesday, when #2 got home, she announced that #3 would be in ISS for the rest of the week....oh, and she was nearly arrested. SAY WHAT???????
It seems that on Monday, a boy we know very well, a boy who has been like a brother to #3, whose mother I know very well and have spent a great deal of time with - during and after our homeschooling days - a boy who is the drummer in their 'band' (#3 plays the guitar), took it upon himself to trash-talk #3 and the rest of the band. Rumour of this trash-talk spread like wildfire throughout the school, got back to #3 via 4 or 5 different people, and she went ballistic on his ass. She punched in the face and told him to NEVER talk to her or about her ever again. Now, what you need to know is that this boy is over 6 feet tall and weighs somewhere in the neighborhood of 250 pounds. #3 is less than 5 feet and around 105 pounds. Even standing on a ladder and putting her entire weight behind the punch, she isn't going to do very much damage.
Welllll........did his fat-assed, fucking bitch of a mother call me so that we could settle this like adults?
NO!
What she did do was go to the school and demand that #3 be arrested for hurting her poor little bastard son! The school reviewed the tapes of the incident, saw that #3 hadn't really hurt the poor little titty baby, and decided to give her ISS for the duration of the week. Which I do think is fair for her totally losing her mind and hitting someone where there are cameras! I know I've taught her better than THAT!
Seeing her go into the ISS room, #3's JROTC seargant made a BIG fuss about her standing up for herself and defending her honour, rallied all her other teachers, and reduced her ISS sentence to ... um ... 5 minutes. Period. No more ISS. Case closed.
I haven't yet had the chance to call bitchtard (the ninny's mother) but I will this weekend. Stupid cunt.
The news from #3 today is that pantywaist appologized and told the school that no, he did not want to press charges against her.
Can't blame him really. First he got 'beat up' by a girl. Then his mommy had to go to the school to wipe his tears AND his ass!
If I were him, I'd want it to all go away, too.
Still no word yet on the house across the street that #1 wants to buy. Not sure if that's a good sign or a bad sign. Time will tell, right?
This week seems to be all about # 3. Where to start? Hmm........
#3 had an interview with Coldstone on Sunday. She was in one of those group interviews with 11 other people. They all had to demonstrate some sort of unique talent (gag!) she did the worm. Then they had to sing an original ditty - until her interview,never having actually been to a Coldstone myself, I never knew that the employees had to sing every time they got a tip (gag! gag!). Well, she didn't get the job.
On Monday, she got a call from a local coffee shop and was told to start on Tuesday. The pay - $10.00 per hour. The job - waving coffee mug. There are 2 stores within a few miles of each other and she is to work a couple of hours at one store and then an hour or two at the other. Every day. So far, it seems to be going well but I haven't yet had the opportunity to take any pics. She's been keeping an eagle-eye on me to make sure that I don't. But - I will!
Also on Tuesday, when #2 got home, she announced that #3 would be in ISS for the rest of the week....oh, and she was nearly arrested. SAY WHAT???????
It seems that on Monday, a boy we know very well, a boy who has been like a brother to #3, whose mother I know very well and have spent a great deal of time with - during and after our homeschooling days - a boy who is the drummer in their 'band' (#3 plays the guitar), took it upon himself to trash-talk #3 and the rest of the band. Rumour of this trash-talk spread like wildfire throughout the school, got back to #3 via 4 or 5 different people, and she went ballistic on his ass. She punched in the face and told him to NEVER talk to her or about her ever again. Now, what you need to know is that this boy is over 6 feet tall and weighs somewhere in the neighborhood of 250 pounds. #3 is less than 5 feet and around 105 pounds. Even standing on a ladder and putting her entire weight behind the punch, she isn't going to do very much damage.
Welllll........did his fat-assed, fucking bitch of a mother call me so that we could settle this like adults?
NO!
What she did do was go to the school and demand that #3 be arrested for hurting her poor little bastard son! The school reviewed the tapes of the incident, saw that #3 hadn't really hurt the poor little titty baby, and decided to give her ISS for the duration of the week. Which I do think is fair for her totally losing her mind and hitting someone where there are cameras! I know I've taught her better than THAT!
Seeing her go into the ISS room, #3's JROTC seargant made a BIG fuss about her standing up for herself and defending her honour, rallied all her other teachers, and reduced her ISS sentence to ... um ... 5 minutes. Period. No more ISS. Case closed.
I haven't yet had the chance to call bitchtard (the ninny's mother) but I will this weekend. Stupid cunt.
The news from #3 today is that pantywaist appologized and told the school that no, he did not want to press charges against her.
Can't blame him really. First he got 'beat up' by a girl. Then his mommy had to go to the school to wipe his tears AND his ass!
If I were him, I'd want it to all go away, too.
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